Veterans Day
My sister and I are like day and night. We don’t try to be opposite of each other. We just are. But one of the things we agree upon? The men and women who serve in the military are heroes. Law enforcement (even though they give me speeding tickets. ^^) and firefighters are also heroes … Read more
How To Kill A Mockingbird…I Mean, A Cockroach
Having lived in Hawaii for half my life, I’ve seen a lot of different ways to kill a cockroach. With My *sort of* Bare Hands!!! I’ve seen people scoop them up with nothing but a flimsy piece of tissue and squish it. I have a huge problem with that because a tissue is nothing but … Read more
B-52 Bombers In Honolulu
I love so many things about being back in my paradise home. The kick ass weather, the true blue skies, the FOOD, the sun that refuses to tan me and the ample eye candy running around known as Local Boys. But there was a menace I had forgotten about….and I came face to face with … Read more
My Special Chicken Soup. I Haz A Weird Name For It. :D
Frippy saw that I had made chicken soup for Mia when she’s sick and he wanted the recipe. Because I heart him so (he’s in the military AAAAAAAALLL the f**king way in Afghanistan), the least I can do is totally sneak up on Olivia Munn of G4 fame when I was covering San Diego Comic … Read more
You Be iLLin
My girl, Mia, is totally sick. I’m not exactly how she got sick but she’s sounds like me when I’m ill and I don’t mean “ill” in a good way. Wait, I’m gonna go off on a tangent for a sec. I was gonna post my killer soup recipe that Frippy asked me for but … Read more
Hot Hawaiian Goodness
I can’t think of very many things that can beat a lazy Saturday afternoon sunning myself in Hawaii. Seriously. This. Is. Awesomess. I’m happy to report the tan is coming along…at a limp…but the important thing is that I’m getting tanned. I don’t care if people here still ask me if I’ve found time to … Read more
We Be Clubbin’
Holy good God, my feet are about to fall off in Honolulu. We went from downtown’s First Friday to club hopping in Waikiki. I remember when I was 18 and thought my clubbing schedule was like a job. Mele and I had our schedules down. I think the only day we weren’t out was…monday? God, … Read more
Success Is Mine!!
Part One and Part Two in case you didn’t read it. So I got a crash course in how to surf like a pro!! Now to show those waves in Waikiki what’s up. I thought I had figured it all out but you know what they say. “When we make plans, God laughs”. Truer words … Read more
Grab Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair.
In case you missed Part One of my odyssey into surfing, read this first. So it began simply enough. Big Mike ran us through the basics. This consisted of : Location, Location, Location Positioning yourself, just like anything in life, is key in surfing. Too far down the board and you’re unbalanced. Too far forward … Read more
My Neck….My Back…
I woke up in complete and utter pain. A few minutes of fighting through the haze of aching bones and screaming muscles cleared my head long enough for me to think “What the hell happened”? It took me about 30 minutes to maneuver myself off my bed because I seriously hurt that badly. I finally … Read more
