Mark Salling / Puck Is So Hot

Last night was spent at Xomad’s little get-together at Eva Longeria-Parker’s Beso Restaurant and Kiss Lounge. I had so much fun. Why? BECAUSE PUCK HIGH FIVED ME! Oh yeah. The food was great, the blackberry theme drinks were SOO GOOD and I had a great time. Helloooooo, Puck, you naughty singing high school pool boy. … Read more

Long Distance Convos With The Boyfriend

Clyde loves watching TV shows about food. I recently developed the same addiction. I love Anthony Bourdain (the man is HILARIOUS and such an awesome writer!) and that Man vs. Food dude. I’m dying to know what his numbers look like (triglycerides, blood sugar levels, etc). Apparently, Clyde decided to try one of the challenges … Read more

The Newest Diet – Tapeworm?!

What the fuck….Okay, I joke around and say that I have a tapeworm. His name is Barney the Tapeworm but here’s the thing. He’s imaginary. I made him up when my coworkers wanted to know how I eat like a pig but am not morbidly obese. Ta da, Barney the Tapeworm was born. Barney the … Read more

It’s Official. I’m Addicted.

Now that my marathon cherry has been popped at the Happiest Place On Earth, I realized a few things. 1. I still have a hard time believing I accomplished this. 2. My leaden legs and screaming muscles remind me that I did. 3. I repeatedly catch myself telling Clyde things like “So next year when … Read more

Disney Half Marathon

So this is it. Months of preparation, crazy early morning runs and repeated scares of a possible blackened / falling off toenail has come down to this. It’s race day tomorrow. I was worried the past few days because I was battling back a cold. Thanks to vitamin C bombs, Zinc (and consequently throwing it … Read more

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