My Mom’s Kung Fu Fighting In A Buddhist Temple

Yeah….this is the song I have in mind whenever I think of this story about my mom. It’s fantastic. MY MOM WAS KUUUUNG FU FIIIGGGHHTTTING!!! HAAAH!! WU CHOP! Sort of. So I wrote about how my mom thinks I need divine intervention in terms of relationship help. Well, now on to Part Two of the … Continue reading

My Mom Thinks I Need Help

My mom is hilarious. I think she temporarily gave up on getting me to give her a grand baby via the unconventional way. As in, she’s given up trying to talk me into being a single mother by storming and pillaging the sperm banks. Perhaps OctoMom kind of put things in perspective for her. God, … Continue reading

Side Effects Of Getting Sick.

I know my body well enough to know when it’s getting better. When my nose stops making bright green snot, I’m getting better. The next thing that happens is I start coughing out neon green chunkies from my lungs. Fantastic, I know. It feels even better. No, really. I totally enjoy the feeling like I’m … Continue reading

I’m Burnin’ Up, Burnin’ Up For Your Love

I’m not just sick. I’ve been stricken with the flu. I have no idea what variation I have since I got both the regular flu shot and the H1N1 at work (one of the “perks” of working in a hospital) but whatever version I got is no joke. I’m caught in an alternating cycle of … Continue reading

On This Day Of Thanks

I’m finally back from my whirlwind, month long vacation / birthday month bonanza. I didn’t get sick once on my trip despite living with Mia in Honolulu when she had this crazy Hawaiian cold that wouldn’t go away. I also managed to battle off MissMarketing’s chronic bronchitis bugs in New York. Normally, a sick person … Continue reading

Ninja Assassin

I’ve never taken myself to see a movie before. I was always a little shy. Ever since turning 30, I’ve noticed something about myself. I just don’t give a damn and I’ll do whatever the f*ck I want. I wanted to see Ninja Assassin. All my friends are watching it on Friday. I can’t wait … Continue reading

Home, Sweet Home

I looooved that song by Motley Crue. I think I was the only one out of all my friends in junior high who loooved metal. They had posters of The New Kids On The Block, Vanilla Ice and Tommy Page. I had Guns N Roses, Metallica, Megadeath, Ozzy, Faith No More and Poison. They loved … Continue reading

Mercedes-Benz, I Think I Love You

My last night in New York and we get rear ended. That is not happy. Neither is having an uncooperative driver who won’t release their information to you after you inform them the police have been called. I don’t care if you’ve been in an accident. You give your driver’s license so we know you … Continue reading

Crazy Days and Crazy Nights

This crazy cab is making me queasy. Omfg. Before I forget, I’m gonna write myself a list of what happened: – Haru for sushi and where I discovered the Magical Bottomless Bamboo Sake Flute thingy. – Baden Baden for chicken. 2 bottles bekseju. – 3rd Level… where I drank a lot of random crap. Chilled … Continue reading

Mating Rituals

I’m in a club called Circle in Manhattan. I’ve clubbed from Honolulu to LA and Manhattan but you know what? So far nothing compares to clubbing in Ktown LA, Hollywood and Honolulu. Does this mean the East Coast has to step it up? Or does LA rock? I don’t know yet but I do know … Continue reading