My Mom Thinks I Need Help

My mom is hilarious. I think she temporarily gave up on getting me to give her a grand baby via the unconventional way. As in, she’s given up trying to talk me into being a single mother by storming and pillaging the sperm banks. Perhaps OctoMom kind of put things in perspective for her. God, … Continue reading

Side Effects Of Getting Sick.

I know my body well enough to know when it’s getting better. When my nose stops making bright green snot, I’m getting better. The next thing that happens is I start coughing out neon green chunkies from my lungs. Fantastic, I know. It feels even better. No, really. I totally enjoy the feeling like I’m … Continue reading