My Mom Is A P.I.M.P.
So in the last post, I talked about what’s going on. Yes, I’m updating from my phone. This is so I don’t forget. I’m going outside to smoke cause there’s some things my mom should never see. Me at a club is one. Me smoking is another. She tells me to walk on thw walkway … Continue reading
My Mom, The Part Time Pimpstress
So my mom decides that she wants All You Can Eat Korean BBQ. Dude, I’m down so I’m like “let’s go”. Halfway to Ktown, she says “um…Bonnie….I’m not really that hungry…” What?! So now I’m trying to figure out how hungry she is. We decided to scrap the AYCE BBQ plan in lieu of winging … Continue reading
Alien Dessert, Anybody?
This is Julia Child’s pear tart. I’ve never seen the movie “Julie and Julia” but I’m pretty sure if I did, I’d want to reenact some part of that movie…like how I drove even nuttier than I usually do after watching “Fast And Furious : Tokyo Drift”, started stalking the shadows because the 1/4 Japanese … Continue reading
Motherly Advice
I went for a facial yesterday which I have also lovingly renamed it as The Hour Of Pain. I swear, getting a facial is supposed to be calming and soothing and all that crap but man…the lady I go to goes to TOWN. I think she has a personal vendetta against any and all skin … Continue reading
Screenshots Of Miss Bonnified's Mind 