Family Chaos Game Night :: The Rise And Fall Of The Mafia

In the last post, I made my little brother an offer he couldn’t refuse if he wanted to stay in the game. I thought the deal was a good one. He still wanted to play, I could help…for a price. MUAHAHAHAHA!! Dude, if I had one of my gigantically gaudy rhinestone cocktail rings on, I … Continue reading

Family Chaos Game Night :: Mobster Monopoly Part One

In a previous post, I talked about how we finally had our first ever Epic Family Chaos Christmas. To date, it was also our last. I briefly mentioned this thing called Gangster Monopoly. Before I get into how I ran the game, a little history about the GANGSTER nature of Monopoly!! Bet you didn’t know … Continue reading


Angel with black wings. Angel with guns. Doomsday scenario. Please, someone (anyone), tell me what’s not to like? Damn, there are a TON of movies I’m gonna be watching this upcoming year. First, it’s gonna be “Legion” with Paul Bettany. If you read this handy dandy piece, it’ll explain a lot about the rest of … Continue reading

Music And Me

I can’t live without the following things : Family Family is what you make of it. I got lucky. I actually LOVE mine. That’s because we’re crazier than a bunch of rabid squirrels in a peanut butter factory. All 8 of us “kids” on my dad’s side are straight up retarded. We make fun of … Continue reading

Hunka Hunka Burninating Love

I love this little guy. This is actually one of my favorite shirts. 😀 So the guys over atYouBentMyWookie are now completely convinced that I want to be in the middle of a love triangle with a gorgeous vampire and a super hot fallen angel. Well…what girl doesn’t? 😀 That is, unless you’re Team Jacob … Continue reading

Fe Man 2. That’s Iron Man 2, Guys.

Helllooooooo, Tony Stark. Mmm Mmm good… In case no one understood the title of this post, thought I was speaking in some kind of weird language and/or forgot their Periodic Table Of elements, Fe = Iron. Chemistry 101 class dismissed. I came home feeling like death warmed over but immediately came back to life (just … Continue reading

Adventures Of Snow Bunny Bonnie

I am so addicted to snow sports. Actually, I can’t really say that since I’ve only gone in the snow once but I really Really REALLY liked it!! A lot!! I am so glad I chose to ski because I watched all the new boarders who were learning spend more time on their ass (therefore … Continue reading

You Spin Me Right Round, Baby.

There is something so hot about a man in a dress shirt and a wife beater underneath. …. * drool * …and tattoos….omfg, tattoos…and if he can rock a baseball cap…and GLASSES!!! Wow, getting hot in here. Okay, I’m back from La La Land now. I swear. Wait, I hope you people aren’t thinking I … Continue reading

Baby Snow Bunny Bonnie

My family and I have only managed an epic Family Christmas once. This was back in 2006 when we rented a cabin in Big Bear. I think we’re still recovering from it because we’ve never done this again. It was 3 days of insane snow, eating marathons, cracking out on the WALL SIZE projection TV … Continue reading

My Mom Is A P.I.M.P.

So in the last post, I talked about what’s going on. Yes, I’m updating from my phone. This is so I don’t forget. I’m going outside to smoke cause there’s some things my mom should never see. Me at a club is one. Me smoking is another. She tells me to walk on thw walkway … Continue reading