My Boyfriend Is Awesomeness
I’m rock at a bunch of things. Examples include (but are not limited to) :
– eating
– sleeping
– laughing like a hyena
– acting like someone half my age
– daydreaming
I’m good at some other things. These include (but are not limited to) :
– cooking
– not burning down my kitchen while cooking * knock on wood * – acting my age
I’m not so good at :
– knowing when someone is being Ninja Dater
– end of list. Haa haa haa
I suck at :
– packing. Aaagghh!!!! Packing is the ultimate spiny sea urchin on the ass of my existence right now. Ugh.
– assembling furniture. Don’t get me wrong. I can put stuff together. I just can’t promise anyone that whatever it is I’m building will stand and/or look like it’s supposed to. This includes myself because no matter how hard I try to fool myself into thinking I have mad epic carpentry skills, I can’t quite seem to believe myself.
– lifting heavy stuff.
– lifting stuff in general.
I’m a delicate Asian lotus blossom. Haa haa haa!!
Thank HEAVENS Clyde’s packing some muscles. He helped me move all the boxes from the garage and helped me move a bunch of stuff into my new apartment.
He even bought me dinner at Bon Chon! We ate like cavemen. Barney the Tapeworm was so happy.
Am I lucky or WHAT?! Jeezus…remember that song “Whatta Man”? Yup, that’s what I have.
😀
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