If I Can’t Sleep, Neither Is My Laptop

12:21 a.m. It’s been almost 20 minutes since my last entry. I am now convinced there’s a herd of elephants who live upstairs. I am also very sure they are all wrestling right now. At least, that’s what it sounds like down here. Holy crap… Here’s another weird observation. Why the hell does my insomnia … Continue reading

GI Joe Never Said What The Other Half Was

Riddle me this, Batman. Maybe I am in a crappy mood because it’s almost midnight, I’m tired, my neighbors have all decided to collectively smoke some crack because they’re busy nailing stuff into the walls as they blast their TVs on at full volume . Meanwhile, the one upstairs is clomping around in wooden clogs … Continue reading