Permission Granted

It’s my day off and I find on Dr.Pierce’s FB feed the following link that says STARING AT BOOBIES ARE GOOD FOR YOU if you’re a man.

No, these aren’t my boobs. Mine are not factory installed cuz I got it from my mama. w00t!
If yours are, hey! I don’t judge. I’m actually kinda jealous because your boobs defy gravity. * sigh *

No kidding. Here’s the article if you don’t want to hit the link.

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 — A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

So….in other words….when I catch Clyde staring at my boobs when I’m in the kitchen cooking because the shirt I wear at home are from Victoria’s Secret (read: super low cut and clingy but SO F*CKING COMFORTABLE), I’m actually doing something good for him? And all he has to do is stare? Wow, that’s pretty damn easy. Good thing I dropped that $500 at Victoria’s Secret a little while back. Those pretty pieces really shove the girls up and out. Little did I know I’d be buying something to help keep him healthy too.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Nurse Bonnie to the rescue. Haa haa haa!! Far be it from me to get in the way of my man’s continued good health. Good thing he remembers to look at me when he’s talking to me….right before his eyeballs go southbound once more.

That’s okay. Permission granted, honey. It’s good for you.

Ladies, next time you catch some guy checking out your goodies at the club, don’t be too mad. Take a deep breath and tell yourself you’ve done your good deed for the day. You helped him get in better health.

Of course, if he’s a total perv, weirdo or otherwise shady in any way, I say you give him something else to look at….like fist-to-face. Just kidding. I don’t condone violence….just well deserved ass kicking. 😀

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