My Mom’s Kung Fu Fighting In A Buddhist Temple

Yeah….this is the song I have in mind whenever I think of this story about my mom. It’s fantastic. MY MOM WAS KUUUUNG FU FIIIGGGHHTTTING!!! HAAAH!! WU CHOP! Sort of. So I wrote about how my mom thinks I need divine intervention in terms of relationship help. Well, now on to Part Two of the … Continue reading

My Mom Thinks I Need Help

My mom is hilarious. I think she temporarily gave up on getting me to give her a grand baby via the unconventional way. As in, she’s given up trying to talk me into being a single mother by storming and pillaging the sperm banks. Perhaps OctoMom kind of put things in perspective for her. God, … Continue reading