My Mom Thinks I Need Help

My mom is hilarious. I think she temporarily gave up on getting me to give her a grand baby via the unconventional way. As in, she’s given up trying to talk me into being a single mother by storming and pillaging the sperm banks. Perhaps OctoMom kind of put things in perspective for her. God, … Continue reading

Triple X (And No, I’m Not Talking WWE)

Just because I’m on vacation doesn’t mean I don’t like to keep up with the news. I’m flipping through my Crackberry and sprayed coffee all over myself when I read the following story. Miss California USA Settles Suit What? What is this I read? She’s in raunchy video? No. Friggin. Way. So let me get … Continue reading