Long Distance Convos With The Boyfriend

Clyde loves watching TV shows about food. I recently developed the same addiction. I love Anthony Bourdain (the man is HILARIOUS and such an awesome writer!) and that Man vs. Food dude. I’m dying to know what his numbers look like (triglycerides, blood sugar levels, etc). Apparently, Clyde decided to try one of the challenges … Continue reading

The Newest Diet – Tapeworm?!

What the fuck….Okay, I joke around and say that I have a tapeworm. His name is Barney the Tapeworm but here’s the thing. He’s imaginary. I made him up when my coworkers wanted to know how I eat like a pig but am not morbidly obese. Ta da, Barney the Tapeworm was born. Barney the … Continue reading

What A Difference A Day Makes

This song is very special to me and not just because I think it’s orgasmic for my ears. This has got to be one of the craziest starts to any year I can remember. It’s definitely been full of firsts. If there’s anything I know about myself, it is that I never forget them. I … Continue reading

Worm vs. Beast

If you follow me on Twitter, you know that last night was a gathering of * sort of * epic proportions. 7 of us converged in the middle of Ktown to partake in a most peculiar delicacy – LIVE OCTOPUS! AAAAGGGHHHH!!! * squeal * If you have no clue what I’m talking about and think … Continue reading